British National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’

by on 27/12/12 at 5:27 am

Assembly worker Martin Shuttlecock says he doesn't mind the multi-culturalism of his country but wishes some muslims would wash their asses once in awhile  because their dingleberries are hard to wash off in the company lavatory

Assembly worker Martin Shuttlecock says he doesn’t mind the multi-culturalism of his country but wishes some muslims would wash their asses once in awhile because the dingleberries are hard to wash off in the company lavatory

London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)

At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, he’s out of work and saddened by his abrupt fate.

In recent years the British public has been faced with an immigration dilemma that’s being confronted in a most unusal way…By total public capitualation!

Now, with the influx of muslim immigrants reaching a tidal wave state, the British people have found a new way to deal with the demands, and arrogance of an Islamic minority that threatens the peace and tranquillity of the island nation with retribution and mass murder for feinted offenses against Islam.
Plainly the British people like it, especially if the ignored situation of Reverend Moore is any indication.

A recent survey of 10,000 Britishers shocked longterm observers of British traditions and attitudes. Fully 68% said they didn’t mind kissing some muslim ass. Another 30% said it was OK just as long as the muslim involved had washed his ass sometime within the last two weeks or so. The remaining 2% in the survey said they were of royal blood and kissing anyone’s ass is below their ‘citizenship status and life’s station.’

According to British liberals, kissing a little ass promotes goodwill and harmony between nations. Recently, an entourage of French politicians landed on the coast of Southhampton to have their asses kissed by British politicians in what’s being referred to as ‘The Annual Gaelic Rump Toast,’ which is now televised to 33 nations and to troops serving in Afghanistan.

Martin Shuttlecock, a life-long liberal with a working man’s atittude defended the action of ass kissing, “I really don’t mind the multi-culturalism. I mean, you can always wash afterwards, right?”



2 Responses to “British National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’”

  1. Bargis

    Dec 27th, 2012

    So true! Bet if someone invented slip-on disposable plastic nose guards they’d make a fortune in London alone!

  2. Captain america

    Dec 28th, 2012

    ….Rimming now replacing DARTS as UK’s most popular pub activity??

    That Stella! She really is a bad influence and a BIG ARSE MESS!

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