by Sir Percival Pissgums on 18/02/14 at 7:00 am
NATO forces confirmed today that a Royal Air Force F-16 shot down the Prophet Mohammed crossing over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that he turn around and head back to Pakistan.
RAF officials say the pilot shot several warning bursts in front of the Islamic fighter, but it didn’t acknowledge the warning, instead the pilot appeared to take evasive action. Finally, the US-made jet slammed a missle into the flying carpet. The F-16 pilot reported that there was no escape parachute spotted and wreakage hasn’t been spotted yet in the rugged mountainous area. The pilot’s wingman Capt. Angus McCord (flying alongside in another F-16) captured the action on a hand held digtal camera.
Officials say this is the first recorded dogfight of the war in Afhanistan and have issued a formal conplaint with the Islamic religious representatives through the Swiss Embassy. The US has no formal diplomatic ties with the Islamic Council nor the cult that pretends to be a non-secular government entity.
Facial recognition software confirmed that the pilot of the Iranian-made flying carpet was indeed the Prophet Mohammed after comparing facial images found in a recent Danish newspaper cartoon.
Lt. Colonel Baxter Moore-Phillips, a veteran of the First Gulf war, said his was just a coincidence that he spotted the Iranian craft since it was flying so low. “It was the RPG vapor trail that I spotted first as the bugger seemingly killed scores on the ground at a Christian Convent school for girls.”
Salvage and recovery teams are enroute to recover the flying carpet which will be displayed in the Queen’s office as a floor runner in Buckingham Palace after all holes are patched.
The Prophet’s remains will be properly buried in an old Spam can in accordance with some abscure Islamic Law.