Actress Emma Watson Admits That One Of Her Internet “Fake Nudes” Is Real

by on 28/06/14 at 6:21 am

HOW DID SHE DO THAT? Marge Funt, a censor at Universal Studios, researched over two thousand online images of C and found the real one obviousl;y posted by C.  which happened to be a video on X-net. "In the video she was entirely nude and was spitting watermelon seeds into a can using her vagina!"

HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
Marge Funt, a censor at Universal Studios, researched over two thousand online images of Emma Watson and found the real one obviousl;y posted by Emma in 2014 which happened to be a video on X-net.
“In the video Watson was entirely nude and was spitting watermelon seeds into a tin can using her vagina!”

London UK – (satireworld.com)

British actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series of films, admitted today that one of her “fake nudes” posted on the internet is actually her. Watson, who is twenty-four years old, is the subject of thousands of photo-shopped nude pictures on the World Wide Web.

From her London home, Watson admitted that “I wanted to have a bit of fun and be a little risque. I guess that I am really sort of a tease and a kind of a flirt at heart, so I went off and did it. I had a nude picture taken of myself and posted on the internet.”

Emma will not admit which of the many, many pictures is actually her. She also wouldn’t give any hints other than to say “it isn’t one of the pix with a penis and I also do not have spermies all over my face. Other than that, I’m staying closed mouthed about it. I shouldn’t have even let this slip, but I guess I really am a bit of a minx.”

Google admitted that their search engines have been overwhelmed in the past twenty four hours as millions of people around the world are all looking at what are (and are not) Emma’s goodies. Yahoo also said that more people are searching for “Emma Watson nude” and “Emma Watson titties” in image searches than ever looked for Britney Spears’ crotch shots when she got out of the famous limo several years ago.

Emma’s twitter account has been bombarded with people asking for hints or wanting to know if “the curtains match the carpets” or if “she has bare floors.”

Two former Harry Potter co-stars, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, both refused to comment or give any assistance in choosing the correct picture. Both of their experiences with Watson, however, occurred when they were all younger and in puberty, when things were still growing and taking shape.

In attempting to reinvent themselves and stay new, current, and hot in the gossip rags, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Paris Hilton all admitted that 100% of the nude photos of them all over the internet are actually real and that none of their fans need to settle for looking at fakes.



3 Responses to “Actress Emma Watson Admits That One Of Her Internet “Fake Nudes” Is Real”

  1. Bargis

    Jun 28th, 2014

    A classic Jman story!

  2. captain america

    Jun 28th, 2014

    Knowing the jman he’s got the original signed copy, the wax used for her Brazilian, and 3 pair of used thongs!

    The guys a collector of fine art!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 28th, 2014

    Jman tells the naked truth!

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