by Harold Worth on 17/07/14 at 8:01 pm
San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com)
A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police said after the two women complained to authorities.
The 53-year-old, identified Thursday afternoon as UK resident Ian Youngs had already passed through security at the airport on Tuesday morning before drinking for a few hours in the airport lounge, according to the police report.
Youngs later was identified as an unemployed tool and die maker from Portsmouth, and according to his friend Craig Thomas, was due to fly from San Francisco back to the UK this week after over staying his visa by almost 18 months.
He was carrying business cards at the time of his arrest listing him as a ‘Private Equity Inspector’ for a non existent firm.
After passing through, he returned to the A-side security checkpoint of the airport’s International Terminal and allegedly took a pair of plastic blue gloves so he would look the part.
Youngs was wearing khakis, a blue polo shirt and blue rubber gloves – which is similar to the uniform worn by a screener for security company Covenant, who man the checkpoint and he may have stolen the gloves.
Youngs convinced a 72 year old Asian woman, a foreign visitor who had already passed the screening, that he was a TSA agent and led her to a private screening area for a pat down, police said.
Another woman said she was patted down while entirely naked citing Youngs concerns that she might be a drug mule and had to submit or be arrested.
Youngs was arrested by TSA agents after he was found in an airport lounge. He was searched and handed over to immigration for processing.