Karl Rove on CIA Interrogation Report: “Who Doesn’t Enjoy a Good Rectal Feeding?”

by on 19/12/14 at 7:50 am

"C'mon Karl, don't put up a fuss, you know how much you enjoy the special feeding. Why, I bert you enjoy it almost as much as we do?"

“C’mon Karl, don’t put up a fuss, you know how much you enjoy the ‘special feeding time’. Why, I bet you enjoy it almost as much as we do.”

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)

This morning on Fox News Channel, RINO anal-yst Karl Rove spoke fondly of the methods reportedly used by the CIA in their treatment of terrorists in US custody. “Let’s be real,” Rove said to Chris Wallace, “Who among us doesn’t enjoy a good rectal feeding? I’m a huge fan of colonics. That’s what my wife and I do on date night!”

Rove admitted that he has dropped fifteen pounds himself by pureeing his Weight Watchers meals and feeding himself rectally.  “Hell, when my kids were growing up, we didn’t ground them for bad grades or bad behavior…..we waterboarded them. Those little shits didn’t give us much trouble after just one of those sessions.”

“I don’t understand why the Democrats are bitching about this,” Rove continued, “It’s like spa day for these detainees. I think half of them got captured on purpose just to enjoy the three solids a day plus the wet wild ones we throw in for free. You want to talk torture? Try listening to a speech by Elizabeth Warren.”

Rove elaborated, “You know, when we waterboarded those detainees, we elevated their legs so the water wouldn’t get into their lungs. Did the victims on 9-11 have the luxury of someone caring that they didn’t suffer too much? I rest my case. Bottoms up, boys!”



3 Responses to “Karl Rove on CIA Interrogation Report: “Who Doesn’t Enjoy a Good Rectal Feeding?””

  1. Bargis

    Dec 19th, 2014

    exquisite in all ways!
    5 stars!

    Wait! That’s that other site

  2. Walter Bucket

    Dec 19th, 2014

    I agree.

    FIVE MOONS!!!

  3. E. Williams

    Dec 19th, 2014

    I’ll gladly take it! Thanks, guys

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