by Philbert of Macadamia on 04/05/15 at 6:40 am
Baltimore MD- (satireworld.com)
Race Hustler Al Sharpton came to “Charm City” to speak at a protest rally held at City Hall Plaza. Protestors are bent on achieving a politically motivated progressive conviction for an African American man, allegedly slain by the Baltimore Police. The rally occurred after two nights of vandalism; burning of various African American businesses, a CVS Pharmacy and cars; and looting of a shopping mall, shoe store etal and other merchants by Black thugs.
Mr. Sharpton, Democratic Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake and other speakers were surrounded by Baltimore Police on foot and mounted on horseback; Maryland State troopers; County and local police from Maryland and nearby state jurisdictions; and the Maryland National Guard. These law enforcement assets were called in by Maryland’s Republican Governor Larry Hogan to put down the rioting. It seems Mayor Blake procrastinated too long about asking for outside help, gave the looters “space” to wreck the city and had the Baltimore Police “stand down!”
Mr. Sharpton began his speech, cautioning the crowd to be orderly and keep their animals (pets) on a leash. He said he wasn’t going to dwell on the past few days, but looks forward to the future of Baltimore City. However, he did blame all the city’s problems on the Baltimore “POlice,” saying that people in the city could not rely on the Baltimore “POlice.” For example, if a thug is robbing your house and the Baltimore “POlice” are not there, just rely on the thug who is already there!
A small group in the crowd of listeners yelled “HOYA, HOYA, HOYA!”
Mr. Sharpton continued by saying he is going to ask brother POTUS Obama to share some of his perks and goodies with you poor folks in Baltimore City. Sister FLOTUS Michelle will be asked to eliminate “White Bread” from her healthy eating Public School Lunch program. Additionally, the minimum wage will be raised to $25.00 per hour in the city, once any rebuilding takes place.
A small group in the crowd of listeners again yelled “HOYA, HOYA, HOYA!”
Mr. Sharpton concluded by saying he is going to establish a National Looting Festival to be initially held in Baltimore City next year, after the looted area’s in the city are rebuilt. His associate Mr. Jesse Jackson will petition (shakedown) America’s business community to sponsor and fund this enterprise. In fact other US cities, e.g. New York NY, Oakland CA, Washington DC, Chicago IL and Ferguson MO will be invited to send participants. Each year the festival site will be rotated among the participant’s home cities. Mr. Sharpton then asked the crowd of about 1,000 protestors to each chip in $10.00 to help pay his IRS delinquent tax bill of $5.3 million.
The entire crowd began to stomp and yell “HOYA, HOYA, HOYA,” then began to disperse to avoid listening to the remainder of the pandering speakers. The mounted Baltimore Police began to move in, just as a precaution, in case crowd control was necessary. Some of the mounted officers cautioned the crowd not to step in the “HOYA!”