by Skinny Dog Jefferson on 17/05/15 at 8:43 am
Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)
A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.
Speaking to tonight’s BBC Panorama program, Ian Youngs, who has taken the Islamic name El Whatta Jagcough, said that The Spoof readers and owner were powerless to stop him converting fellow writers.
“Mark Lowton witnessed people become Muslim and in front of him, I was giving them all what we call Shahada-badda-bing-bong, an invitation and acceptance of Islam,” he said.
“They was [sic] becoming Muslim in front of the owner and he felt sort of powerless…Ha ha. They said I was trying to divide Muslims from non-Muslims, trying to get them to follow an extreme version of Islam.”
Youngs (el Jagcough) adds that he was banned three times in the space of year as owner Mark Lowton tried to disrupt his activities. “I was just posting me usual snotty crap and he banned me the buggering cunt!”
Young was banned three times after his ‘sharia vigilante’ activities saw him threaten readers and other websites if they did not seem sufficiently Islamic. He and three other converts, el Juan, Joe Camel, and a dude named Islam Gary formed a self-styled “Muslim Patrol” posting videos on YouTube showing them confronting people who were drinking on the street, women dressed ‘immodestly’ while on buses, and were also screaming ‘kill the non-believers’ into paper tubes while masturbating at several black-only clubs.
Youngs was convicted of actual bodily harm after getting into a fistfight with a black member, and was given a court order forbidding him from promoting sharia law for five years.