Named: Roll Call Of World Leaders Who Have Not Schlepped With Wendi Deng

by on 02/04/16 at 4:01 pm

After the meeting British leader David Cameron was heard mumbling something about a 'ten foot pole and sloppy seconds'

After the meeting British leader David Cameron was heard mumbling something about a ‘ten foot pole and sloppy seconds’ as he left the stage.

New York – (Satireworld.com)

A poll by online agony aunt DragThruTheMud.con has revealed the Prime Minister of Iceland Sigmundur David Gunn-Laugh-Son sitting top of man-eater Mrs Rupert Murdoch’s refuseniks list after calling her out as ‘a man in drag’ at the Vienna Spring Ball last year.

Grand Patriarch Rabbi Skwiril the Turd, spiritual leader of the Turkmenistani diaspora, comes in second for banning the lissom doe-eyed diva from his eponymous Ashgabat delicatessen which Deng assiduously trolled for an emergency coke shipment during the notorious 2015 drought.

Another stalwart not pollinating Deng’s sticky Venus Flytrap stigma is Canada’s PM Justin Trudeau. The 44 year-old politician apparently experienced serious gastric convulsions when his Secret Service sleuths said Wendi was Bill Clinton’s daughter out of Burmese presidential also-ran Aung San Suu Kyi’s glacial loins.

More than three other top blokes are also named in the poll during a week when Deng, 69, was outed as Russian President Vladimir Poo Tin’s latest squeeze ‘ after just one (involuntary) blow job in the back of his Zil’ during a whine and cheese tasting session for the World Bunk.

Commenting on the poll’s findings a retired phlebotomist who once caught crabs from Zza Zza Gabor’s punani said, ‘Fucking outrageous’.

Bernie Sanders ‘Of The River’ is 104.



One Response to “Named: Roll Call Of World Leaders Who Have Not Schlepped With Wendi Deng”

  1. Captain america

    Apr 3rd, 2016

    ……something smells fishy with woman!!

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