by Oleg Penkovsky on 15/07/16 at 5:13 pm
London, UK – (SatireWorld.com)
“Bollocks to global warming is now official UK government policy,” a spokesperson at the newly-created Ministry for Big Oil Relations said today as new British Prime Minister Theresa May wielded the ax to the Tories’ long term flagshit shop window, the Department for the Environment and Climate Change.
May’s seismic policy shift sees a brigade of hand-picked, centre-right eco-skeptics take over the Government following a bloodless coup in the EU Brexit Referendum poll.
“Gone are David Cameron’s tree-hugging Al Gore fellaters,” a Ministry deepthroat told SatireWorld reporters, “alongside the dreary US-lead global warming bowel-movement shakedown behind the European Union’s carbon capture scam.”
Across the Pond this is looking troublesome for major American climate change truthers – like a gaggle of 17 demented US Attorneys Generals trying to shakedown ExxonMobil over fossil fuel stuff.
On Wednesday two of the US judiciary’s worst eco-extortion pimps were subpoenaed by Congress, accused of intimidating scientists and others who dispute the smoke ‘n’ mirrors garbage of climate change dogma.
New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman and Massachusetts AG Maura Healey were slammed with subpoenas by House Science Committee chairman Rep Lamar Smith of Texas.
The GOP stalwart has described their behavior as a good old-fashioned RICO**-style extortion racket ‘against anyone with half a brain cell’ about the official USA’s catastrophic climate change narrative.
“Shades of Steve Donziger and Vincenzo Fosterini,” our man-with-the-stun gun spluttered into a late night gin and tonic.
Schneiderman’s proctologist is daft as a brush.
**Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO)