Vileness Most Horrid As Brits Recall Cold Blooded Execution Of PM May’s Gorgeous Little Pooch

by on 29/07/16 at 5:46 am

Caught on camera the morning after, a stoned Hillary said she didn't know anything about some dog being killed.

Caught on camera the morning after, a stoned Hillary said she didn’t know anything about some dog being killed.

Little Prokofiev was happy as a clam until Hillary stepped into the room.....

Little Prokofiev was happy as a clam until Hillary stepped into the room…..

...within a few moments, Prokofiev showed her displeasure!

…within a few moments, Prokofiev showed her displeasure!

Downing Street, London, The Seat of Empire – (SatireWorld.com)

The silence in Whitehall is deafening tonight as diplomatic staff recoil in horror at events in 2013 when a ‘totally nekkid’ former US Secretary of Snakes Hillary Clinton fatally shot then Home Secretary Theresa May’s ten month-old pet Schnauzer Prokofiev following a crack smoking session with ex-UK Premier Dave Cameron.

“Now she’s PM there’ll be hell to pay for,” Our-Man-Behind-The-Zoom-Lens said this evening amid reports that rat shot recovered during the puppy autopsy showed a 100% match:

“To an FBI ballistics profile of bullets from inside White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster’s cranium,” the Deep Throat chuckled.

Foster, an ex-Rose Law attorney and Clinton partner, was found ‘to have suicided himself’ in a Fort Marcy Park parking lot twenty years earlier in 1993.

Her Moral Wrecktitude Mrs Clinton, who has always denied any connection to the assassination, was at a Downing Street schlep-over during the canine murder which witnesses subsequently described as ‘an act of sheer malice and gunslinger delusions’.

The event was hurriedly classified on PM Cameron’s orders – ‘to spite Mrs May’ and the Security Service for ‘knowing too much’ – according to rumors in a plausible deniability exercise shielding the cowardly cunt.

Next month Democrat Party presidential nominee Clinton is due to visit London on a Dems Abroad jolly to meet senior government members for a bit of a chat.

The scheduled charm offensive may now be cancelled according to a SatireWorld editorial promising to post Downing Street security camera footage of starkers Mrs Clinton firing her Glock at the hapless pooch.



2 Responses to “Vileness Most Horrid As Brits Recall Cold Blooded Execution Of PM May’s Gorgeous Little Pooch”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 30th, 2016

    At the time of Hillary’s transgression, Bill was dining at a café employing nude waitresses. He reportedly got a hair in his soup when his server playfully danced on the table top!

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