by Oleg Penkovsky on 29/07/16 at 5:46 am
Downing Street, London, The Seat of Empire – (SatireWorld.com)
The silence in Whitehall is deafening tonight as diplomatic staff recoil in horror at events in 2013 when a ‘totally nekkid’ former US Secretary of Snakes Hillary Clinton fatally shot then Home Secretary Theresa May’s ten month-old pet Schnauzer Prokofiev following a crack smoking session with ex-UK Premier Dave Cameron.
“Now she’s PM there’ll be hell to pay for,” Our-Man-Behind-The-Zoom-Lens said this evening amid reports that rat shot recovered during the puppy autopsy showed a 100% match:
“To an FBI ballistics profile of bullets from inside White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster’s cranium,” the Deep Throat chuckled.
Foster, an ex-Rose Law attorney and Clinton partner, was found ‘to have suicided himself’ in a Fort Marcy Park parking lot twenty years earlier in 1993.
Her Moral Wrecktitude Mrs Clinton, who has always denied any connection to the assassination, was at a Downing Street schlep-over during the canine murder which witnesses subsequently described as ‘an act of sheer malice and gunslinger delusions’.
The event was hurriedly classified on PM Cameron’s orders – ‘to spite Mrs May’ and the Security Service for ‘knowing too much’ – according to rumors in a plausible deniability exercise shielding the cowardly cunt.
Next month Democrat Party presidential nominee Clinton is due to visit London on a Dems Abroad jolly to meet senior government members for a bit of a chat.
The scheduled charm offensive may now be cancelled according to a SatireWorld editorial promising to post Downing Street security camera footage of starkers Mrs Clinton firing her Glock at the hapless pooch.