Over-Botoxed Bloodsucker Fails UK Security Check

by on 28/02/18 at 5:36 pm

Records show Markle doing a TSA 'pat-down' at O'hare airport n early 2014

Records show Markle doing a TSA ‘pat-down’ at O’hare airport n early 2014

London – (SatireWorld.com)

Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

Hunkered down in one of the country’s top taxpayer-bankrolled grace-and-favor boltholes Markle, 69, has been bullish about an upcoming life of full-blown graft following her engagement to top UK con artist ‘Prince Harry’.

Now all that meticulously-planned public purse leeching looks set to bomb following a top secret security sweep nailing the bloodsucker as a cheap Obamanation fraud.

“We think bent former US Attorney General Eric Holder crafted Meghan’s entire background profile,” a British government deep throat told SatireWorld reporters.

“A lot cheaper than recruiting another indigenous fruitcake like Princess Diana,” the former spymaster added, “but just as fucking insane.”

One Response to “Over-Botoxed Bloodsucker Fails UK Security Check”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Mar 1st, 2018

    Money for old rope as Obamanation shakedown continues. Holder must be pissing himself with glee.

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