Justice Kennedy Resignation On 30th Anniversary Of Diaper Changing Provision At SCOTUS Robing Rooms

by on 27/06/18 at 4:40 pm

The whole sordid affair was puzzling to most Americans who weren't high at the time.

The whole sordid affair was puzzling to most Americans who weren’t high at the time.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

The 1988 introduction of baby changing mats, breast pumps and comfy breastfeeding support chairs at the US Supreme Court judges’ locker rooms came as a surprise to incumbent Associate Justices as they welcomed new male jurist Anthony McLeod Kennedy to their ranks.

The august octogenarian has just announced his SCOTUS resignation this evening following a stellar career at the nation’s top court.

DoJ sources are on record that Kennedy’s 1988 inauguration ‘involved zero personal lactation or signs of parturition’ at the time of appointment – so the two happy events cannot be causally linked.

“Uh, a breastfeeding SCOTUS Judge sitting alongside Justice Kennedy?” a deep throat queried to SatireWorld reporters.

“Sure would scare the hell out of the GOP.”



2 Responses to “Justice Kennedy Resignation On 30th Anniversary Of Diaper Changing Provision At SCOTUS Robing Rooms”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Jun 27th, 2018

    Just ask Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a mine of information

  2. Bargis

    Jun 28th, 2018

    Oleg does it again!

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