Smokin’ Gun News: The Brit Bravery Gong That’s Driving Trump Psychotic

by on 05/09/18 at 8:18 am

Sources say Brian Williams, a seasoned NBC anchorman who was demoted to a small desk at MSNBC, will receive the George Cross for his work covering  Custer's Last Stand in the Dakotas where, according to Williams, his plane came under fire.

Sources say Brian Williams, a seasoned NBC anchorman who was demoted to a small desk at MSNBC, will receive the George Cross for his work covering Custer’s Last Stand in the Dakotas where, according to Williams, his plane came under fire.

Other sources say it's Secretary of State John Kerry for his masterful negotiations with Iran during the Obama administration's peace at all costs deal.

Other sources say it’s Secretary of State John Kerry for his masterful negotiations with Iran during the Obama administration’s peace at all costs deal.

Many White House insiders believe Trump fired Omarosa as the probable recipient of the George Cross Award.

Many White House insiders believe Trump fired Omarosa as the probable recipient of the George Cross Award.

London – (SatireWorld.com)

The citation ‘For Acts Of The Greatest Heroism + Conspicuous Courage In Circumstances of Extreme Danger’ perfectly defines Britain’s highest peacetime award.

It’s called the George Cross and it’s conferred most sparingly, and then only to the bravest of the brave.

This month the new incoming British Prime Minister** is set to name the high profile American national whose ‘gobsmackingly awesome impromptu actions’ have been commemorated with the gong.

Details are classified but sources maintain the medal was won during the second Obama Administration when unprecedented US soil Russian mobster activity targeted foreign diplomatic officials.

“Including right outside Fifth Avenue’s iconic Rump Tower,” according to a SatireWorld deep-throat who has dodged countless bullets from The Mob.

The informant also alleges that when President Don T Rump found out about the medal he promptly fired the recipient ‘for having such balls’.

Commenting on formal White House policy about presidential Right-To-Shoot measures an Oval Orifice spokeswoman repeated Don Corleone – uh, Trump’s! – January 2016 Iowa statement outlining post-Inauguration plans for law and order:

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, heheh,” the presidential hopeful chuckled.

“And then pardon myself when I get to be Prez.”

** Bookies go odds-on for Brit PM Theresa May ‘to fall on her sword’ for horrid machinations in the recent Saudi Arabia-Canada diplomatic spat



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