After Obama’s State Of The Union Speech National Bull Crap-O-Meter Hits Historic Highs.
by Bargis on 28/01/11 at 3:55 am
The National Bullshit-O-Meter located on the Capitol Mall registered the highest level since Tammy Faye and Jim Baker's last religious crusade stopped in DC in 1986.
Washington, DC-(satireworld.com)
In America, the President of the United States is required to give an annual report to both Houses of Congress and the American people.
Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Annoited One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said were things he's said before on numerous occasions.
In lieu of a rather boring speech, two milestones were made last night when, for the first time, a spare tele-prompter had to be brought in when the President's mainstay tele-prompter overheated.
The TV audience was at first stunned seeing the President standing there with nothing to read. His first reaction was to give a wide toothy looking grin, then when prompted by an aide, gave a lively demonstration of 'hand puppets' until the spare tele-prompter could be wheeled in.
The second milestone was after the speech when the National Bullshit Clock (similar to the National Debt Clock), spun wildly out of control for almost 40 minutes raising the National Bullshit Level to an all time record high.
Janet Napolitano, homeland security cheif, became so excited when the B-S alarm suddenly went off on her iPad, she inadvertently hit the hidden ‘dyke alert’ button under her bed, sending security scurrying to her home with a butterfly net and guns drawn.
Let’s Hear It!