Reporter Harold Worth Lives Up To His Bumbling Personna
by Buckwheatsbutt on 22/03/11 at 4:35 am
Limey reporter Harold Worth(in black-rear) thought he could bluff his way to the microphone, but his fake KKK costume tipped off supporters.
The Cletus Georgia chapter of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) will remember this past wekend for sometime after SatireWorld’s roving reporter, Harold Worth, attended a KKK meeting and actually participated by wearing a hooded gown and holding a sign that read, ‘Give Peace A Chance’
Klavern Imperial Grand Wizard, Leslie ‘Bubba’ Henshaw (no one calls him Leslie and lives!) allowed the pallid, slightly built, British reporter to wear a hooded KKK robe and actually address the rally by speaking at the lecturn while holding his sign. Cameras snapped as the grey-suited reporter quickly slipped into a cheap robe and hood he purchased at the Dollar General Store on the way into the small rural community of Cletus.
While addressing the small crowd estimated to be at 50 people who appeared to be mostly curious locals, Worth spoke of unity and , ‘why can’t we all just get along.’ His strong British accent confused the listeners, fooling many to believe he was from North Carolina.
Finally, he was interrupted numerous times by klansmen who were throwing beer bottles and handfuls of garbage. In a matter of a few moments, Worth was being shouted down by irate klansmen who didn’t like the message.
The speech was short-lived after a sharp-eyed klansmen noticed the hood and robe that Worth was wearing was really a cheap, black Wicked Witch of the West costume bought from the discount table at the Dollar General. Worth cleverly detached the brim from the pointed black hat, but telltale shards of string dangled down from the pointed hat and hung limply around his ears and forehead.
Worth was quickly escorted back to his mini-Cooper and told not to return. His peace sign was forced up his tailpipe.
More on the adventures of The Limey Bastard In The USA as they come in.
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