White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

by on 02/05/11 at 10:43 am

Corporal Barney Frank was serving 'undercover' at Bin Laden's compound when SEAL team members burst into the bedroom. Obama credits the Army's revised gay policy as an effective tool for infiltrating terror organizations.

The White House – (SatireWorld.com)

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called “invaluable in his service to his country in this time of need.”

Frank apparently was chosen to go undercover within the suspected compound where the terrorist and 9/11 mastermind was supposedly hiring. Frank was chosen because he owned his own burkha and robes, had the right tone of voice, and could fit in with the rest of the harem.

When not infiltrating the group through the harem, Congressman Frank would don his fleece outfit and move out into the pins with the other sheep and livestock. Radio messages back to the Special Forces Listening Post revealed that this was his favorite of the two assignments.

On one occasion, Frank was almost caught changing out of his robes and into his fleece. On that evening, he knelt down in the mud and was indistinguishable from any of the other fat, bloated, hairy, pink pigs in the muck and mire.

When told that he would be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his valiant efforts, Frank said “I found it an enjoyable experience and would do it again for my country.”

3 Responses to “White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing”

  1. Jalapenoman

    May 2nd, 2011

    You’ve just got to be careful Barney isn’t walking behind you on “parade rest.” He also really enjoys short arms inspections!

    • Bargis

      May 2nd, 2011

      Wonder what Barney would’ve done when the drill instructor commanded..’Dress-rght-Dress’

  2. The B

    May 2nd, 2011

    Leave Barney alone!

    Not just him, all purple people, including Grimace!

    Wait, Barney is the name of a HUMAN??? Okay, never mind.

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