House Really Did Fall On California Witch, Claims Aide
by Bargis Tryhol on 06/05/11 at 3:34 am
Afterwards, Pelosi shook off the dust and continued up Freemont street where a friend gave her a latte
‘Right out of a movie’ would be the best way to describe the events of November 2nd, 2010 that happened to then Speaker of the House and part-time Wicked Witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi. On that memorable Tuesday, the ‘House’ really did hit her squarely on the head, claims a close associate and aide.
Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved so much turned against her and hit her on the head as she was jogging along Fremont Street in San Francisco.
Medical personnel ruled out any brain damage since a large volume of air protected the organ from additional damages. An EMT provided the ex-Speaker with a bandage, some aspirin, and asked if she needed a ride back to a friend’s home.
According to supporter Dorothy Toto, who quickly arrived at the scene after hearing the news report, ” Yes, Ms. Pelosi’s black pointed hat, red and white striped stockings, and black dress were completely ruined, though her union-made broom was still in usable condition. The House, as we all know, is a total loss.”
Ms. Pelosi avoided making any comments to the press and disclaimed any rumors that her ruby-red slippers were missing.
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