by Mr. Numbnutts on 09/05/11 at 12:34 pmThe White House – (SatireWorld.com)
The political coattails are getting pretty long on the Bin Laden killing with more and more people clammering for their 15 minutes of fame in front of cameras. First it was Hillary Clinton claiming ‘she was ready to go,’ in case the SEAL team failed, then it was Joe Biden who claims he had a hidden button under his jacket while in the White House bunker that would’ve scrambled 20 B-2 bombers to obliterate the Bin Laden compund. Now, it’s the 20 year veteran janitor who claims he scribbled a plan and slipped it under Obama’s door.
Belvin C. Krebbs stepped up and contacted CNN, a news organization that will give credulence to just about anything, and showed the reporter his detailed plans written on a piece of cardboard in pencil. It detailed the Bin Laden compound, had a hand drawn sketch of Bin Laden’s face, and drawings of helicopters shooting red tracer-like streaks into the compound and Bin Laden’s picture. Krebbs says he doesn’t want anything, except maybe a medal do-dad and a few bucks for his retirement.