Rapper Snoop Dogg Gives Up Hollywood To Return To The Streets
by Bargis on 16/05/11 at 7:36 am
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Cordozar Calvin Broadus, or better known as rapper Snoop Dogg, took a few minutes one evening and finally followed the advice of a fellow street wise rapper who he has known since childhood.
“I’m quitting Hollywood and moving back to West LA where I came from” was the brief announcement released through Snoop Dogg’s agent, Morris Kindlebee. The press release added Snoop Dogg’s name to the long list of other famous Los Angeles black men who caved under pressure to renounce their success and re-join the dimwits who live and thrive in the Los Angeles area ghettos and freely live the dead-end gang culture.
His childhood friend, Yo Yo ‘Mein Kampf’ Jones, added, “Yo, Blood sold out! Hiz homies want his nigga’ azz back in da hood where his true azz blood iz at, man.”
Estimated to be worth at least $145 million dollars from a successful record and acting career, Snoop Dogg says he has no qualms about simply giving it away, except for a small amount to ‘buy hiz-self a crib.’
Others say he’s even giving up his rapper name and taking back his real name even though as a kid, he hated being called ‘Broad-ass,’ in public remembering the frequent beatings by gang members, police, and the girls softball team, once his real last name was learned.
“Shit man, even my ol’ man beat the shit out of me one time ‘cause he found out my real last name!”
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