Fat Girls Tell Jerry Springer-“Our Husbands Want Us To Roll In Flour Before Lovemaking!”

by on 20/05/11 at 6:15 am

Mildred and Mary Jane took the advice given them on the Springer Show and opened a hamburger shop in Peoria. The success of the venture is directly tied to clever advertizing. It seems both girls sit in a window display feeding each other hamburgers and fries in their underwear.

Chicago – (SatireWorld.com)

On a recent installment of the Jerry Springer Show, Mildred Dredge recalled her lifelong battle of being overweight and how it has affected her recent marriage, At age two she was 79 pounds. By age four she was 123 pounds, by age 16 she tettered on 378 pounds and was still gaining. When she reached the serious dating age of 22, Mildred discovered a real man in her life, Elmer Pickle, and they were married after a whirlwind romance.

Mildred and Elmer had a torrid love affair with flowers, and candy, more candy, and even more candy, all sent as an expression of love by Elmer. Soon as their love blossomed, so did Mildred, as she packed on another quick 75 pounds.

Today, Mildred and Elmer are on the ‘outs’ as each expressed total disappointment with the other over love making. According to Mildred, Elmer has a ‘fetish of sorts,’ in that he wanted her to strip naked and roll in flour before coming to bed. According to Elmer, it was merely a necessity, not a fetish at all! ‘All I wanted her to do was roll in flour so I could easily find the wet spot!’

Friends have suggested a resolution by having them appear on the Jerry Springer show to sort their problem out in a public forum. Mildred contacted the show’s producer. Another woman had contacted the Springer Show with a similar tale. Mary Jane Do’ Nott expressed her sad tale of being asked to roll in a large pile of four each night before bed and she was sick and tired of cleaning bread balls from her hair each morning before heading to channel 1298 where she gave the morning report on hog belly futures and the price of soybean.

Springer helped as best he could, while the studio audience suggested they both go into the burger and bun business and that way the flour fetish would be well served…They would make money, and they would never have to go out to eat.



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