Dog the Bounty Hunter Catches Wife Beth’s Bra Thief
by Meagan Hotstuff on 31/05/11 at 12:55 pm
Denver police book into evidence one of Beth Chapman's bras.
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman has captured yet another fugitive. This time it the suspect hits pretty close to home for the famous bounty hunter.
When Dog, and his wife and partner, Beth, visited a posh hotel in downtown Denver, a thief broke into their suite and stole all of Beth Chapman's rather large-sized brassieres while the Chapman crew were down stairs eating in the hotel's restaurant.
The bras were custom made of black leather and were in a size 86DDD that probably was part of the reason for the theft in the first place. Nothing else was taken from the suite because anything of value was in the room safe. The thief was seen using one of the huge bras as an umbrella as he walked down Broad Street in the pouring rain. Tipsters offered the bounty hunting pair leads as to what the culprit looked like, and where he was headed.
In a few hours Dog and his posse apprehended a suspect near downtown. Suspect Billy Barton was arrested with all of the bras still in a duffel bag and in his possession.
He claims he 'loved them but not in a gay kind of way.'
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