by Mr. Numbnutts on 31/05/11 at 3:18 pmNew York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Well, it looks like summer is off to a running start with the season’s first brewing sex scandal amongst the ‘better than thou set’ in Washington. Newlywed Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY) has been caught, well, padding the evidence so to say, after revelations emerged this week that he sent photos of himself to a single women in California. Well, let’s say the photos were doctored since the email attacments show a ding-dong that King Kong would be proud of.
Of course, the Congressman has denied the story claiming ‘someone hacked into his computer’ and sent the photos, but other sensitive data, much of which concerns sensitive congressional information, was left untouched. Only the Facebook account of the young woman and Representative Wiener’s photo of him standing in his thong-type leopard skin underwear were supposedly hacked.
Quick to the defense, DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz-Liebowitz-Mayer discounted the claims as ‘misquided falsehoods’ and said the photos were meant to be forwarded on to her to use in a special edition DNC scrapbook she was putting together for the upcoming 2012 DNC Convention.
According to DWSLM, “I had a collage of past DNC heroes for my book like Bill Clinton, Gary Hart, Ted Kennedy, Elliott Spitzer, and Jesse Jackson and adding Tony’s Wiener was just a favor…Wait! Did I just say that?”