‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Claims He’s Not Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner
by Bargis Tryhol on 04/06/11 at 6:28 am
Arnold Horshack says the resemblance is scary, but he's never sent out a photo of his weiner to anyone, except John Travolta back in the Welcome Back Kotter days
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-NY). A recent disclosure that the popular liberal Democrat was involved in a steamy underwear photo that somehow traveled through the internet and ended up on a young woman’s Twitter account in Seattle has dogged the Brooklyn representative since last weekend.
Horshack adds, “I was famous for starring on that 70s sitcom, ‘Welcome Back Kotter,’ but the only person I’ve ever sent a photo of in my underpants was John Travolta way back in 1978.”
A spokesman for Arnold added that the similarities between the two are remarkable and added that a lawyer will be getting involved soon hoping to restore Horshack’s reputation that has suffered in recent weeks.
Attorney Maury Gottfried claims people at public places have spurned his client and in some instances, have refused him service at establishments his client has frequented for over thirty years. ” Arnold had to travel all the way to Queens just to have a bagel with schmear and a cup of kawfee! It’s an injustice.”
Representative Weiner has assured his constituents that he never appeared on the Welcome Back Kotter sitcom, but did have lunch one time with Nancy Pelosi.
Let’s Hear It!