by Jalapenoman on 06/06/11 at 12:59 pmBrooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has been irate over all news coverage of the incident.
“Can’t they stop it with all of this coverage? After President Clinton and Monica, a blowjob became a Lewinsky. Are they going to call this a news brief just because of me?”
A reporter who became irate because of Weiner’s diatribe said “no, but put a sock in it probably explains the bulge in your tighty whiteys, cause we all know you ain’t packin’.”
When told that a short piece of news had always been called a brief and that it had nothing to do with him or his underwear, Weiner responded by saying that “If someone threw a pie in my face….” for two hours. He also stated that, for the record, he was the one who set up and asked the questions.
Meanwhile, in Washington D.C., Senator Barney Frank felt that Congressman Weiner had nothing to be ashamed of. “I can help Wiener in this situation, if he justs asks me. I’m a Frank, and Franks and Weiners should stick together!”