by Jalapenoman on 10/06/11 at 11:00 amBrooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Women who received twitters, e-mails, and other forms of transmitted photographs from Congressman Anthony Weiner have stated unanimously that they all thought his nose was his most prominent feature. In fact, a House subcommittee is now looking into the possibility that sending pictures of his nose was really the pornography in this case.
Melissa Clarkston of Oklahoma said that “when you talk about a guy having a huge protrudance, you usually mean his package. With Tony, it’s something else. I really wouldn’t mind at all if he wanted to stick his nose in my business. It would be better than, you know, his little cocktail weiner.”
Desmona Jarvis of Ohio said something similar when she remarked that “he ain’t got a footlong or a bun size sausage down there, and it don’t even plump much when it gets hot, but the Congressman sure has a nose for nudes!”
A Nevada woman admitted that her pictures of and relationship with Anthony Weiner changed her sexual preferences. “I had a foot fetish before I met him, but now I want both nostrils! I’ve had men with big shlongs before, but give me a man with a nose; I want Dumbo the Elephant! Give me a man who looks like Jimmy Durante or Anthony Weiner over Bargis Tryhol any day of the week.”