by captain america on 12/06/11 at 5:10 pm
Big Booty Airlines, Miami – (SatireWorld.com)
Political bystanders were convulsed in laughter today after noting that Liberal Dems’ egos seem to even bigger than their pronounced body parts!
The latest evidence of hubris is that of ex-DNC Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS) who claimed “my arse deserves better” after being ‘stuck’ in a business class seat on the Washington to Palm Beach Shuttle where she was heard pleading, “help me, my ass is stuck and I can’t get up!”
A clean up crew for the airlines found her sobbing in her seat 4 hours after the plane landed, and shortly before it was scheduled to fly on to San Francisco for ‘a big arse conference’ with Liberal Political Activists threatening to shut down the city if the Gay Pride Flag didn’t take precedence over Old Glory!”
DWS claims she’s madly enamored of her mentor Nancy Pelosi, Former Speaker of the House, and the liberal representative of San Francisco, and a staunch supporter of Del Monte Foods whose financial contributions keep the fruits and nuts in power in Washington in exchange for sweet heart labor and trade deals.
DWS and Pelosi have been photographed recently showing ‘tighter jaws’ than Anthony Weiner concerning his admission that he really did send photos of his Penis to on line strangers in his quest for a “Hummer” said to be denied to him by newly wedded wife, Huma, no pun intended.
Chris Matthews continues to blame Weiner’s wife for his bizarre on line behaviour citing DWS’s admission on Larry King, “Jewish Women Don’t do that thing…first, it’s not Kosher, and second, I’m not eating anything that I don’t know where it’s been…look at that outbreak in Germany if you don’t believe me! Bean sprouts my Arse! (sic), Them French are involved somehow, along with the Greeks and those gay British Football shaggers, mark my words!”
A member of the US Air Force, who can not be named as he is a Republican, said that until DWS’s appointment to head up the Democratic Party, she was forced to stand in back of the plane on Air Force One due to similar weighty problems.
“The fact that she’s now been elevated to power has really taken a load off the back of the plane which doesn’t fly well when tail heavy, ” said the source. “Thanks to Obama and Pelosi she’s now entitled to fly in the front of the plane, and fits snugly, but comfortably, into the executive chair designed exclusively for Hillary Clinton and the rest of her Pants Suit Posse!”
DWS’s staff confirmed that from now on she would be flying ‘first class’ when not on Air Force One.
One snide aide commented, ” her ass is just to big to fail, or fly commercial business class..although if she lost a bit of weight it would help our balance of trade and help get the country out of this “big arse mess!”
President Obama is said to be addicted to “Big Booty”, butt declined to be interviewed on the matter saying attempts to question his sexual preference was “just another racist attack on Afro-Americans genetic obsessions!”
Kim Kardashian was unavailable to comment on this article prior to press time as she was busy planning her ‘Big Arse Hollywood Wedding!”
Said Reggie Bush, no relation to George, “Yo Momma….if you got it, flaunt it…if Debbie just did something with her hair I’d get down with her anytime!”