George W. Bush Reveals Captain Kangaroo Was His First Choice For Secretary Of Defense
by Jalapenoman on 26/06/11 at 10:15 am
After the kiddies all went to bed Captain Kangaroo (right) and Mr. Greenjeans (left) tortured the Soviet Bunnies into a full confession. According to Greenjeans, "Well, gotta admit, those carrots work both ways, especially if ya grease 'em up right!"
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advisiated me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”
“The Captain had a long and distinguishified career serving our military. Sure, some carrots were stolen on his watch by that Soviet Agent Bunny Rabbit, and he may have suffered a concussion or two from Mr. Moose dropping all those ping pong balls on his head, but he was a patriot! His servicification to he country was without question… cuz I can’t think of anything I’d question him about.”
“Besides, if we had put Captain Kangaroo into office instead of Donald Rumsfeld, he coulda put Tom Terrific and Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog into Iraq and wiped out Saddaam and Bin Laden a long time ago. Instead, we got Obama takin’ credit for doing what The Dancing Bear or Mr. Green Jeans coulda done in their sleep.”
“The next time this country electiates me President, I ain’t listening to those political adviserators. I’m gonna appointify who I want to. Milburn Drysdale will be my Treasury Secretary and Tom Landry will be my Secretary of Offense.”
Bargis
Jun 26th, 2011
Good one….
Jalapenoman
Jul 11th, 2011
Thank you. I’m sure Dubya apprecionates your kind words.
Bargis
Jul 11th, 2011
I think ‘W’ hasn’t had a kind word since 2000!