Guiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party
by Steely Beast on 28/06/11 at 10:35 am
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)-
Famous Democrat Quotes:
'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson
'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt
'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman
'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' – John F. Kennedy
And, from today's genius Democrats…
'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' – Bill Clinton
'That Obama… I would like to cut his NUTS off.' – Jesse Jackson
'Those rumors are false… I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' – John Edwards
'I invented the Internet' – Al Gore
'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their butt' – Joe Biden
'America is… is no longer, uh, what it… it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was… uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' – Barack Obama
'I have campaigned in all 57 states. – Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.' – Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
'Paying taxes is voluntary.' – Sen. Harry Reid
'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' – Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)
Now, a quote from a famous Republican…
'Life's tough… it's even tougher if you're stupid.' – John Wayne



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