by Steely Beast on 01/07/11 at 10:32 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.
Cited as ‘Free Choice’ and a right of all women, the Pelosi sponsored ammendment was added at the very last moment once it was discovered that Congress had the necessary votes to pass an unpopular bill that is non-supported by a vast majority of Americans who like healthcare the way it is…The best in the world.
Dubbed the ‘No Fetus Can Beat Us’ ammendment, the prospects of having additional millions of dead, unborn babies lifted the spirits of the tired, and beleagured Democrats who fought hard for the implementation into the wee hours to include the provision in the final version of the bill. The bill was signed by the President.
With the free healthcare initiative, abortions will be freely given to any US citizen from the age of 12 to 65. Anyone requiring an abortion over the age of 65 will be required to seek the abortion in Canada.
Anticipating an overflow of women too lazy to practice family planning, the abortion waiting list is currently over eighteen months long. Congresswoman Pelosi vowed to shrink the waiting time for an abortion from 18 months to ‘around a year.’