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“Never Again!” Conservative Jewish Voters In Florida Now Back Allen West After DWS Meltdown!

by captain america on 22/07/11 at 6:38 am

Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)

Conservative Jewish Voters in Florida are now saying they’ve had enough of Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS)(D) the extreme liberal congressperson from Broward County after her back stabbing of African American Republican Congressman Allen West during floor time in Congress involving false allegations and distortions concerning the government entitlements Medicare and Medicaid.

Born in NY, and settling in Florida after a stint at the University of Florida, the new Democratic National Chairperson with the unkept locks and a posterior rivaling Hillary Clinton, served in the Florida Senate, where she is acclaimed for sponsoring the “The Florida Residential Swimming Pool Safety Act,” which she had proposed as worthy of a Nobel Prize, but was edged out by former VP Al Gore’s theory on Global Warming during a closed Democrat Caucus meeting.

Unfortunately Wasserman Schultz did not appear at Casey Anthony’s trial, where defense attorney Jose Baez said the bill, which had achieved much fame internationally, and launched DWS’s career, was severely flawed, and could have led to the ‘accidental’ death of 2 year old Caylee in the Anthony’s backyard pool as it did not specifically outline that it was illegal to hold a 2 year old’s head underwater until she stopped breathing.

Congressman Allen West, on the other hand, is a 22 year veteran of the US Armed Forces where he rose to the rank of LT. Colonel, was an officer at the US Army Command and General Staff school, served with ‘the Big Red One”, and later was a battalion commander and saw action in Desert Shield and Desert Storm.

Col West received numerous commendations including the Bronze Star during the service to his country. Elected to congress in 2010, West is the ONLY republican in the Congressional Black Caucus, which is said to rankle Charlie Wrangel (sic), Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters, the gang of three who either have their own ethics problems, or are dumber than dirt.

The “Never Again” coalition, which has sprung up after DWS’s comments, and West’s sharp rebuke, could only be the tip of the iceberg (no pun intended), as a spokesman for the group said similar splinter groups are forming in Massachusetts to unseat Congressman Barney Frank,D,Gay,MA, in New York where they will be targeting Chuck Schumer after the Anthony Weiner debacle, and certain California ‘way out’ officials high on drugs.

A spokesman for Israel, speaking on condition of confidentiality, said “”it’s about time someone took on these people. They’re giving us a bad name…we are a tough, organized country used to fighting our own battles. Unlike some, our women participate in military service and you won’t find one of them sitting around on her fat arse mouthing off. Our women not only can talk the talk, they can walk the walk…Debbie Schultz…oy vey, Please! And that Weiner! Give me a break…those kind are giving our country a bad name!”

Concerned Israeli citizens are now said to be raising funds for conservative Jewish
politicians for the upcoming 2012 elections, with contributions now said to be reaching into the ten’s of thousands of dollars.

Said one fund raiser, “everyone says we Jews know a good deal when we see one, and we’re tired of not getting what we pay for…”Never Again!”