by captain america on 26/07/11 at 9:26 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
“It’s Weally, Weally Woeful,” said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D OR).
Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning his Weird acts and behaviour which just culminated in charges he took advantage of a teen age girl, who just happened to be the daughter of a close friend and big political donor. Wu, claims the contact was consensual, while the teenager claims Wu is just plain Wacky!
Wu is just the latest in a long list of democrats clogging up the congressional ETHICS (sic) committee at a time when the nation is facing a myriad of problems including regaining fiscal responsibility at the brink of an economic melt down.
Over the past few years the committee dragged out investigations of NY Congressman Charles ‘Charlie” Wrangle (sic), accused of tax evasion, and campaign fund irregularity, not to mention using his office to extort political “contributions.” Charlie was ‘censored’, but still maintains his seat, and at 80 something, is expected to run again….and win.
Anthony Weiner is still fresh in every one’s mind, after his nude texts to young comely women eventually caused him to resign his office after he was ‘referred’ to the ethics committee.
Allegedly he has ‘self medicated’ and cured himself of his ‘addiction’ and may run again in a NY district that will probably Re Erect him….power really is an aphrodisiac!
Maxine Waters, Congressperson from California has had her ethics case delayed, impeded, shelved and buried. She’s been charged with using her office and personal contacts to enrich not only her husband, but a host of relatives with ‘friendly’ government contracts,
and interceding into helping pour taxpayer cash into the failed OneUnitedBank that her husband just happened to hold a large shareholder position.
And Debbie Wasserman (Schultz),(DWS) new Democrat National Committee (DNC) hasn’t helped the image of the party, despite a shout out from President Obama who said she had ‘a cute smile’, and he’d be willing to ‘share a fox hole with her!” Jump right in Barry!
This latest from Obama only confirms his ‘short sightedness’, although he might have been fixated on her butt and claiming ‘I’ve always got my sight on the Big Picture!”
DWS has a hair style and TV presence that makes Rebekuh Brooks look like Pippa.
A raging liberal who speaks without thinking, she recently violated Congressional Protocol by dissing a fellow congressman in Chambers and attributed misstatements, and outright lies to his position on the Debt Limit as she continues to try and frighten her constituents, mostly older retirees.
Unfortunately for DWS and her fellow Dems, she met her match in Allen West, an African American retired Army Lt. Colonel and fellow Florida Congressman. That’s West, with a last name that begins with ‘W’, who proved not everyone with a name beginning with that letter of the alphabet is either Wacky, Wrong, or a Wanker, stood up to the Wicked Witch and gave her a good old fashioned public Whomp!
Meanwhile back in Britain they’re busy lamenting the demise of singer Amy Winehouse, dead at 27 after a short life with no boundaries or limits that finally took it’s toll.
As the US torturously moves toward the elections of 2012, perhaps the ‘Obama Way’ has finally met its Waterloo!