by Bargis Tryhol on 05/08/11 at 8:34 am
Nairobi, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com)
Remember everyone’s favorite Aunt Zeituni? If not, let me refresh you. Zeituni is from Kenya and Barack Obama’s aunt by blood. Same tribe I guess, probably from the same slum the rest of the family lives in outside Naibrobi. Seems Aunt Zeituni received a tourist visa to visit the US for a few weeeks, and just decided just to stay for another 10 years without going back.
Yes, we have the good life here. Security, great environmental stewardship, job opportunities, affordable housing, and a compassion for those citizens less fortunate in life. The tempation to stay and sample some of the largess was too great for a woman who has a strong sense of self entitlement…After all her nephew is President of the United States! Afterall, Kenya was at one time a colonized country dominated by evil rich white men!
Well, she stayed and received Section 8 housing(free), Social Security, Massachucetts Healthcare, EBT card(food stamps), and Safelink(a free government issued cell phone). All this without working a day. All without being a legal citizen. According to Auntie Zeitunu, “countries should have no borders.”
Now, Auntie Zeituni is a sickly person. She desperately needs medical care,. so in the spirit of Obama, she’s deciding to stick the American taxpayer with her dental care, her healthcare, and her living expenses too.
Another relative is faring not at as well. Half-brother to Barack Obama, George Obama lives in the slums of Nairobi and is a dumpster diver in order to survive. President and half-brother Obama nevers speaks to him. I guess sooner or later George will find enough money to obtain a travel visa and visit and ‘stay awhile.’