Secretary Hillary Clinton: “No, you heard it wrong, I said I had Acute Agina!”
by Bargis Tryhol on 18/08/11 at 3:10 pm
"Hey! Don't look at me. I never said it was cute."
Fresh from her diplomatic meetings with China and Russia this past weekend, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu of reports that she recently visited a physician and had multiple tests done.
“Yes, I have a condition and Bill is helping look after it for me,” stated the teary-eyed ex-First Lady.
Kate Snow, ABC News, “Exactly what is the condition Mrs. Clinton?”
“According to the doctor, I have Acute Angina,” replied Ms. Clinton, “I know, this is contrary to to what most folks in this room truly believe, but it’s entirely true!”
The once thunderous, applauding crowd fell silent for a moment, not believing what was just broadcast over the national media. Soon a spreading ripple of laughter turned into a full roar as the perplexed Mrs. Clinton realized her condition was fully misunderstood by the poor accoustics in the heavily draped room.
“No! You heard it wrong….I said ACUTE AGINA! Geez! You male pigs!”
Let’s Hear It!