Man Claims Viagra Saved Him From Being Pinned Under A Car
by Bargis Tryhol on 20/08/11 at 7:15 am
Billie Bibbs says he's one lucky fellow and can't believe his newfound fame..."I get calls from an awful lot of women lately and it's driving the misses crazy!"
Last February, Billie Bibbs counted himself as a really lucky man. Bibbs, whose age is around 60, claimed an unfortunate, possibly fatal, accident was prevented when he quickly gobbled a male performance enhancer tablet moments after an automobile bumper jack failed, pinning him under his 2002 Oldsmobile.
Bibbs started out on that cool Saturday morning by attempting to replace his worn-out disc brake pads on both front wheels. He jacked the car up with his bumper jack and proceeded to crawl under the vehicle using a flat back roller. Tugging and pulling on the brake’s connections caused the car’s bumper jack to slowly slip and then suddenly all of the car’s weight was resting on Billie’s chest, pinning him helplessly underneath the 3 ton car.
Bibbs was still able to reach his right pocket, but his left pocket where his cell phone was, was unreachable. Luckily, in his right pocket was his usual Saturday Night Viagra tablet which the misses always placed in his pocket to remind Billie about their ‘fun night.’ Without hesitation, Billie gobbled the tablet and waited a few moments. As expected, the desired effect took place and the car’s weight lifted from Bibbs’ chest. Within another two minutes he was able to reach his cell phone and call for help.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Bibbs didn’t get home quick enough and oddly, felt somewhat disappointed.
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