Throckmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Saturday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 09/09/11 at 7:44 pm
" Never ate any of them there pork rinds myself, but here tell a feller got Swine Flu from a pig once. I never git that close myself!"
I’ve heard tell lots of idears to get even with them moslem raghead sheep fuckin’ cowards who caused the 9-11 stuff. Here’s my idea (and please tell me what you think of it).
We get all the Governors in this country (cuz we know the President and them pussies in Congress would never do it) to declare 9/11 a “National Day For Eating Pork.” Every American, with the exception of the Jews, would be required to have bacon or pork sausage (patties or links) for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch, and pork chops or pork roast for dinner. You’d have to eat pork rinds for your snacks and fry anything else you ate in bacon grease.
What do you think of that?
Winston Wilton Macon, Georgia
Dear Winston,
I think you got yourself a pretty good idea. You are right when you say our religiously challenged President and Congress would never approve this cuz it ain’t politically correct, but it sound like you’ve thought this thru.
If the vegetarians were real Americans, they’d also be willing to participate. If they was California Hanoi JaneVegetarian types, they might protest, but they deserve their asses in jail for treasonous shit anyhows.
I also like that you give only the Jews a free pass on this one, considering how muslims/moslems hate Jews. Jews could even wear t-shirts that say “Hey Abdul, enjoy the pork…cuz we fried your bacon in the Six Day War!”
Anyhows, I’d start publicizing this if I were you. Make sure lots of people know all about your plan. The more we can mess them ragheads up, the more their camels and sheep can have a night off.
TPT
Today’s Observation from Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: I wonder if them ragheads buy only Serta mattresses cuz they think that they come with them counting sheep in the commercials?
Let’s Hear It!