by Sir Percival Pissgums on 17/09/11 at 8:23 am
Palm Beach, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
In a surprise visit to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s office in Palm Beach, Florida, a aircraft described by onlookers as a UFO landed for a brief time and immediately took off leaving a silver clad figure on the sidewalk. Described as ‘alien looking’ the figure immediately went into the Democratic National Committee’s office for a meeting with the party chairwoman, Wasserman-Schultz.
Calling an immediate press conference to share the news of another world visitor, DWS introduced the man as Carville-X-11104 from the planet Uranus. According to the odd looking visitor, his mission was to ‘help the DNC defeat the evil Republicans in the 2012 elections.’
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz whos famous line, “From where I sit, I can see Uranus from here,’ captivated UFO theorists for several months in hopes the dog-faced Democratic had a vision of inter-galactic peace and an inside track to outter world visitor’s intentions.
Recently, pundits and analysts have described the current Democratic party as ‘lost in the ozone,’ a condition that Carville-X-11104 claims he can remedy with an infusion of Uranial wisdom and good old-fashioned trickery and deceit.
“His input seems to be paying off,” claims DNC supporters who recently unvailed a new advisory strategy.
According to DNC insiders, Carville-X proposed a new Law of Logical Argument….
‘Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.’
Some Democrats are furious at the proposed logical argument saying they’re already used that issue for years. One determined Democrat who wanted to make her point, showed reporters a newspaper from April, 1865 where a famous Democratic reporter interviewed Mary Todd Lincon as she hurried to her husband’s funeral in Washington. The Reporter’s famously clueless question to Mrs. Lincoln emphasized the newly proposed Logical Argument….”Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”