Union Bakers Panic After $16.00 Per Blueberry Muffin Government Rip-Off Discovered
by Mr. Numbnutts on 22/09/11 at 9:03 am
Union baker Todd Snodgrass was one of 137 bakers that produced the famous $16.00 muffins for a Justice Department breakfast meeting. According to Todd, " Yeah, we needed 137 bakers to bake 300 muffins, it's in our union contract. Besides, most of us have bad backs and those things are heavy!"
They’re calling it Muffingate! Fresh on the heels of Barack Obama’s squirrel-like chattering to raise personal taxes on anyone who is rich, or has an income that exceeds what socialist President Obama considers ‘rich,’a new scandal has emerged that shows the wasteful practices of the current Administration.
Now, what can expose the hypocrisy of the Obama Administration? How about a single blueberry muffin that cost $16.00 and was paid for by US Taxpayers. Not just a single muffin, but $4,500 dollars worth of muffins for a single Justice Department breakfast!
The libtard rats are scrambling fast to find cover after an expose and audit showed the Administration and Eric Holder’s Justice Department has spent $123 million dollars on ‘meetings and social events’ during the worse financial crisis in over 80 years!
Even union bakers are diving into bags of flour in order to blend in with the surroundings as only ‘Union Organized’ hotels and meeting facilities are used by the Obama folks in a show of solidarity and support for various trade and worker’s unions. This comes at a time when unions are feeling unprecedented pressures to relinquish organizing power, cut back pension and benefit demands, and to help local and state governments balance their own budgets.
So, what does a $16.00 blueberry muffin taste like? Most taxpayers are dying to know since THEY paid for them! It doesn’t end there either….Served along with that budget-breaking muffin was an $8.45 cup of coffee. For $24.45 each fat-cat bureaucrat ate a suptious breakfast on your dime!
All this during a time when the President is out creating ‘class warfare’ in his efforts to demonize the rich. During many of Obama’s job speeches, the Spender-In-Cheif comes up with scheme after scheme in order to collect more tax money for the US treasury, but yet, seems reluctant to curb spending, cut his record budget, and have staffers purchase good old Dunkin Donuts like the rest of us eat.
Captain america
Sep 22nd, 2011
…the new Pillsbury DOUGH BOY!