Occupy Wall Street – A Microcosim of Debauchery, Sex, and Drugs

by on 10/10/11 at 8:24 am

NYPD police detain a young progessive demonstrator for not having the common sense to pull his pants up. Police say he was 'trolling for hippie girls' by exposing his underpants. The young man says the government owes him a belt. Nancy Pelosi endorses the behavior.

Wall Street, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)

What started out as a gathering of people frustrated over what they see as a lack of opportunity in America, their concerns over corporate greed, and the large gap between the poor and rich in America, unemployment, student loans and political corruption, may be developing into something else entirely. Based on part with the life experiences of America’s Trust Fund set, when the going gets tough there’s only one thing left to do…Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll!

The epicenter of the OWS protest is a little used park that has been converted into a variety of things. A media center. A place to crash after a rigorous day of protesting (those awful signs are sooo heavy!), and after three weeks of solid use, it’s become a filthy eyesore filled with cast-off drug paraphenalia, empty booze bottles, and slippery pavement sections caused by used, discarded condoms.

The situation has gotten so out of hand that protest leaders have purportedly setup internal, self-police squads to stop the out-of-control behavior. One of the individuals who is part of this security unit told the media that the organizers want to make sure everyone is at the protest “for the right reason.” Immediately afterward, he pulled out a drug pipe and smoked by what all accounts must be marijuana. Maybe the ‘self-police’ have a new and unsual crowd control device…Don’t listen to orders than blow drug smoke in their faces! Yeah, that’ll fix ‘em!

These reports will likely only create more angst for Brookfield Office Properties, the company which owns Zuccotti Park (the center of the protests). Brookfield has made its sanitation concerns known.

In a way, it’s not surprising that a core group of people who detest the ‘System’ for its organization and conservative views would allow complete arnachy to unfold under the guise of ‘peaceful change.’ Nor is it surprising that when confronted with responsiblities of self-government during the protests the basic needs of sanitation and organization would fall flat and in turn acyually show a microcosim of progressive life after revolution.

And then there’s the drug use. Numerous reports have claimed that the smell of marijuana has been more than present among the protesters. An image that was recently displayed in newspapers around the globe shows two seemingly naked young people under a blanket having what some are calling, the ultimate progressive liason. Well, at least they’re just doing it to each other so far!

More as we get it!



One Response to “Occupy Wall Street – A Microcosim of Debauchery, Sex, and Drugs”

  1. captain america

    Oct 10th, 2011

    ….nothing but immoral ‘lay about’ I say!!

    …wonder what they’ll say when the income from their trust funds dries up after all those companies go out of business or are nationalized…how’s that working out in Venezuela Muffy???

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