by Bargis Tryhol on 18/10/11 at 8:36 amGuantanamo Bay, Cuba – (satireworld.com)
City and US government officials have readied Zuccotti Park in downtown Manhattan in anticipation of an arrival of prisoners from the US prison at Guantanamo Bay.
According to a White House spokesman, at least 106 of the most hardened terror suspects and terror war participants are being moved to the park to comply with Geneva Convention mandates concerning humane treatment of war prisoners.
Major Kris Poontang, a Marine Corp spokesman at Gitmo, "We feel sending our worst to a more 'homey and comfy' location will indeed meet the criteria spelled out in the Geneva POW mandates. Occupy Wall Street protestors are well known for their ability to entertain guests for long periods of time."
Protest leader Alvin Diggs had a brief statement for the international press covering the transfer, "I'll just wager that within that group there's a guy who’s been abused by the racist, warmongering, elitist capitalists just waiting to burst out onto the protest scene."
The prisoners have showed an interest in leaving the confines of Gitmo as soon as possible. Few had any knowledge of the mixed sexes protests and expressed concerns that it might offend Allah. Prison chaplins assured the crowd that Barack Hussein Obama was indeed God and and should feel comfortable in his presence and to try to ignore the protestor’s obnoxiously filthy language and the swarmy women protestor’s lack of clothing.
Signs in English and Farsi are being prepared at a unionized printing shop in New Jersey. The DNC has arranged for lodging at the Four Seasons Hotel in mid-town Manhattan along with a specialized halal diet and linen prayer rugs with attached compass.