US To Deploy Predator Drones To Watch Over Occupy Wall Street Demonstrators
by Bargis Tryhol on 31/10/11 at 5:49 pm
A Predator drone like this one smelled Michael Moore from 20,000 feet in total darkness...."We wanted to Hellfire the fat fucker, but we'd have explaining to do since thhat blob probably would require at least four missles," says an Air Force Major who didn't want to be identified.
The Pentagon, working in conjunction with the CIA, has deployed Predator drones to watch over Occupy Wall Street demonstrations at key US cities. Equipped with ultra-high resolution cameras, the drone’s task will be to capture high resolution photos of the demonstrators and forward the images back to the NSA where they will be matched using facial regonition software.
“We’ll be keeping tabs on the rebel rousers, ” says General Norton Fish, a three-star general who recently served in Iraq as the person in charge of interrogations and intelligence.
Several cities will have the more powerful Reaper drone riding the airways, like the Predator, it too will be armed with missles in case things on the ground get out of hand, or additional Islamic radicals start using the street gypsies as pawns.
“We have indentified several known agitators so far…Sean Penn, Michael Moore, and Susan Sarandon were all picked up by drone activity,” says Gen. Fish. As part of the arsenal in the sky, each drone has multiple sensors to pick up activity on the ground 24/7 anmd in any weather condition….Even during the night!
“Our Reaper drone used sensors that physically ‘smell out’ people and the odor from Michael Moore was un-mistakable.”
Let’s Hear It!