Woman With 15 Illegitimate Children Says, “Taxpayers Need To Be Responsible And Need To Help With Their Support!”

by on 03/12/11 at 1:22 pm

Perhaps the stupidest woman alive...Professional sperm receptacle Angel Adams wants taxpayers to pay for her 15 illegitimate children.

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)

Angel Adams is a single mother who says that her 15 children (from three different imprisoned fathers) are a gift from God…a gift that she has not been able, by her own admission and actions, to support. News reports from 2010 that feature the woman’s story (not to mention her perceived arrogance) have emerged and are making their way around the blogosphere.

Although these clips are clearly dated, they represent a disturbing sense of entitlement, while perfectly embodying the refusal some have to take personal responsibility for their actions.

Taxpayers have read the news stories and reports and nearly exploded over Adams’ view that others need to be responsible to help her pay for her small army of children. “Somebody needs to be held accountable, and they need to pay,” she said.

Ironically, the woman had purportedly already received plenty of support from the government and good samaritans — people who had gone out of their way to assist her in rectifying a situation that was created by her hand. Still, she wasn’t grateful.

Inevitably, her complicated case…which included the woman living with 12 of her children in a two-bedroom hotel room…led to at least one arrest, numerous court appearances, and to her children being taken away. It’s truly a bizarre story — and a tough one to follow at that.

All of the children’s various fathers are serving different prison sentences and contribute zero to their support.

21 Responses to “Woman With 15 Illegitimate Children Says, “Taxpayers Need To Be Responsible And Need To Help With Their Support!””

  1. Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

    Dec 3rd, 2011

    Yep, sounds like the taxpayers were responsible for not teaching this girl how to swallow birth control pills back when she was in health class in junior high school.

    We’re also responsible cuz we didn’t teach her how to put a condom on the feller she’s letting into the honeypot.

    It’s all the fault of the education system.

    • Bargis

      Mar 8th, 2012

      Yeah, it makes us here angry too…

    • Scott

      Jul 7th, 2012

      She hasn’t said anything that makes sense. Why would you expect her to say something so sensible as “No.” ?

      • Jalapenoman

        Jul 7th, 2012

        As a member of the entitlement class, she can’t say “no.” After all, the “just say no” campaign was a part of a Republican Presidency, and good little procreating democrats just can’t do anything a Republican wanted.

        • Tamilyn

          Oct 18th, 2012

          Really–you’re going to make this a republican/democratic issue?! Welfare was not created by a political party, but rather Puritans of New York, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois fighting for prohibition.

          Learn your history before making uneducated comments!

        • Jalapenoman

          Oct 21st, 2012


          Appears someone doesn’t know which is the party of entitlements. It appears that someone doesn’t know which political party tries to buy the votes by providing free housing, free cell phones, free medical care, free food, ………

          Learn your current events before making uneducated comments!

          Also, I believe that welfare was created long before the United States ever existed. Check out your New Testament for some early examples.

          Of course, since it isn’t politically correct to refer to the Bible as a history book, you probably won’t do that.

  2. Skeeter

    Feb 24th, 2012

    It wasn’t birth control pills she should have been swallowing.

  3. Jean

    Apr 14th, 2012

    Makes a very convincing argument for mandatory sterilization, or, in her case, spaying because she has the morals of an alley cat.

    • Bargis

      Apr 15th, 2012

      Hey Jean….People like this who use the system like this should be sterilized or thrown out

    • ron jarusiewicz

      Jul 8th, 2012

      i live in the hood! you could buy crack off a 7yr old when i take my dog out
      the parents are 15 and the grandmas are 25
      all get ssi and more plus the drug money
      multiply like cockroaches and take over a town-is yours next?

  4. captain america

    Apr 15th, 2012

    …and this just in from Hillary Rosen:

    “This woman should get a job and not be staying at home
    just F****g around all day…..we could use her here at the D ‘n C…
    what’s one more Douche in the full scheme of things….”

    DWS approved this message.

  5. jess

    Apr 22nd, 2012

    Why is it always BLACK? They just can’t stand prosperity. Stupid.

    • Fed up Tax payer

      May 8th, 2012

      Not just “Black”
      Hispanics are baby machines
      OCTOMOM is a baby machine
      Forna-Kate plus 8 is a baby machine
      Duguard is a baby machine

      I put most of the blame on the parents and the trillionare overpopulationists in the catholic church!

      This country needs to start taxing religion to pay for their mistakes!

  6. captain america

    May 9th, 2012

    …the Vatican is doing the best it can to contribute…after all they gave an annulment to a Kennedy after he had 2 kids with his wife….

    …now they’re just two more little bastards enjoying life in MA…

    BTW: tell Elizabeth Warren the next time she runs for something
    to stick a feather innit….!

  7. Mary

    Jul 4th, 2012

    I am so sick and tired of this kind of crap. What gives her the right to even ask for a free handout. I work at a hospital and all these certain type of people come in with their t19 cards, tattoos all over, cell phones, fake nails, etc. but they can’t afford to live on their own or pay for their own insurance. Why is the working class the ones who have to pick up the slack for all these lazy, lazy people. Having kids after kids and expecting the world to pay for it is unconstitutional and ridiculous. It is not a way of life to sit on your but looking for us to help you out. Grow up and deal with life.

  8. CalIdaGirl

    Nov 23rd, 2012

    Welcome to our Government Breeding program folks. Work harder, millions on Welfare depend on you!

  9. tracy

    Jan 9th, 2013

    This lady needs to die and so do her 15 illigitimate children. I only include them because after all is said and done they arent going to amount to anything anyways.

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