The Subterranean Rift Under Haiti’s Capitol Described As…’Almost As Big As Throckmorton Turdblossom’s Butt Crack!’
by Buckwheatsbutt on 14/12/11 at 5:57 am
The Lardbuster sister's more than ample size, have caused widespread fear in parts of rural Nevada that a Haitian-type earthquake could level Las Vegas in the future.
A large crack which opened 6 miles below Port au Prince, Haiti will eventually become larger says noted scientist Caswell Goodbody from Rochester University.
The fracture, or crack, which suddenly opened in the form of a 7.0 magnitude earthquake in 2009, was further defined by localized volcanic activity which allowed the rising hot magma to force open the rift like a zipper on a tight garment. The 35 mile long rift extends into the Caribbean Sea.
Goodbody claims, “The event is normal in geophysical terms, but to best describe the natural actions would be difficult. Let’s say, it’s sort of like Throckmorton Turdblossom’s tight fitting spandex slacks suddenly starting to come apart at the seams. You want to watch in fascination, but you know you could be in danger.”
The Haiti crack will be called the Turdblossom Rift in honor of the popular spoof writer.
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