by Jon Worthington on 16/12/11 at 8:55 amHarrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com)
Ex-Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer gave a brief explanation as to why his client frequently met young boys in the Panther’s team shower room. To many who heard the outrageous explanation, it seemed to place another nail in Sandusky’s defense coffin.
“Those nasty little boys all had very filthy behinds and a few didn’t know how to properly wash their own pathetic peepee’s!” Claims Jerry Sandusky, who’s newest defense line is he was actually doing the community and the boys a favor by instilling good hygiene practices on the boys.
According to his attorney who spoke before cameras, “some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Karl Rominger told WHTM. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”
When pressed about his showers with the young boys accusing him of sexual assault during an interview with NBC’s Bob Costas, Sandusky made no mention of any such instructional purpose, instead admitting to “horsing around” during showers with the alleged victims.
The mental images are disturbing coinsidering Sandusky, a once trusted member of the community, would be the first in the shower and coax those 50 years younger than himself with the promise of having, ‘the cleanest whistle on the block.’