As Polls Plummet, Obama Does A ‘Teebow’ In Hopes Of Regaining Voters Confidence and the Almighty’s Blessings
by Bargis Tryhol on 16/12/11 at 9:29 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
With each and every new poll that’s released, the once prominent position of popularity held by president Barack Obama shows a sharp decline, and at times, mirroring the pre-election position of what most Americans acknowledge as the worst modern day President, Jimmy Carter.
Taking a lead from a popular sports figure and gifted football quarterback, Tim Tebow, Barack Obama has taken up a daily form of prayer without his normal prayer rug….Now, he simply bends his knees and assumes the Teebow!
The ‘Teebow’ is the now popular form of thanking God for his help and encoragement made famous by Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow who often gives thanks to the Almighty by bending his knees on the gridiron. A remarkable string of comeback efforts have been crowned by is enthusiastic show of reverence on the playing field much to the scorn of athiests and to the merriment of believers.
In the waning days of Obama’s failed Presidency, those close to him feel we’ll be seeing many more attempts at Obama reclaiming religion, and of other ways to show he’s really one of the millions who give thanks for Devine intervention. Though he’s spent almost 90 days of his presidency out on the golf course, he recently puiblically highlighted his 10th visit to church with his family, four of which have been in the last four weeks.
Several close aides who are in charge of drawing up the annual What-To-Give-The-President-For Christmas list, have added kneepads in lieu of the traditional golf related gift items.