Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 07/01/12 at 4:58 pm
" After how the Cowboys played like crap this year, they need to re-name their stadium the Toilet Bowl!"
I gots me a complaint agin’ that song. It says that they are “Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimey, Gopher Guts.”
Well, we make gopher sausage at home, and they ain’t got green guts. They’re white and red and bloody, but no green.
Cooter Beaureguard Greasy Valley, Arkansas
Dear Cooter,
You bring back good memories. I ain’t had eggs and gopher sausage since I went frog giggin’ with Wanda Sue Nelson on our first date.
Them gopher guts do turn green if you leave ‘em settin’ out for a spell and they go moldy.
That would be a waste of good gopher meat, but it can happen.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: I’m sittin’ here watchin’ The Cotton Bowl on television as I’m writing this (The Hawgs are up by ten at halftime… I suppose you’ll know the final score when you read this). What I’m wondering is…. they called it The Cotton Bowl when they played at the stadium called The Cotton Bowl, but now they are playing at Cowboys stadium…. so shouldn’t they call it The Toilet Bowl?
Let’s Hear It!