Everyday Is A ‘Bad Hair Day’ If You’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

by on 13/01/12 at 9:17 pm

In Debbie Wasserman 1979 class yearbook, the football team named her the 'Senior Circle Jerk Receiving Center of the Year'

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

According to liberal pundits, national figures in the right-wing media have a puzzling habit of attacking Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair. They have coupled this with other sexist attacks…For instance, Rush Limbaugh’s description of her as “one of those women you’re happy somebody else married.”

Here’s a few current comments about Frizzle-dwarf and her hair….

RUSH LIMBAUGH: Debbie Wasserman Blabbermouth Schultz, no relationship to Ed Blabbermouth Schultz. And she is demanding everybody buy an American car, just like she doesn’t. Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz does not drive an American car. The Hill claims that Ms. Schultz drives an Infiniti and a Nissan. The good news is that she does use a domestic brand of mayonnaise in her hair to compensate for the fact that she doesn’t buy an American car. Well, she’s doing something to her hair. Looks like mayonnaise, I don’t know what.

MICHELLE MALKIN: Well, it’s quite a nasty little self-serving circus in the Beltway, and of course it’s rife with double standards, particularly when it comes to the tone, the tenor, and the lack of quality of arguments of Debbie Wasserman Schultz herself. When it comes to the quality of her arguments, she’s nothing more than Alan Grayson in heels, and when it comes to the tone of her rhetoric, she’s nothing more than Anthony Weiner, only an octave higher. This is a woman who was just recently accusing the Republican party of sending America back to the Jim Crow era, and you didn’t hear all the civility police demanding that she rachet down her rhetoric and make America’s children proud. Remember that it was just mere months ago that President Obama was wagging his finger at all of us and asking us to make sure that we were making future generations proud with the quality and tone of our debates.

BARGIS TRYHOL: ‘She of the Angry Perm’ offers little explanation for logical politics, yet we expect this rather confused liberal twerp-in-stein to explain her hair do! I think I know why it’s that way, and the answers simple…Lotsa messy blow jobs!
How else can someone as stupid looking as this person have anyone with half a brain do anything constructive under her guidance without a little afternoon rooty-toot-toot in the stockroom? C’mon…You didn’t think that was hair gel did you?

Little Billy: With a face and hair like that, you just know when you look south you’re going to find a flabby bubble-butt too!

One Response to “Everyday Is A ‘Bad Hair Day’ If You’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz”

  1. Captain america

    Jan 15th, 2012

    …looks like she got a big charge after sticking her finger in a Dyke

    …definitely a bad hair decade…

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