Ivana Phuque Happy To Announce The Marriage Of Her Brother To Nastia Liukin
by Jalapenoman on 16/01/12 at 6:09 am

Richard and Nastia show their patriotic feelings during the raising of the Swedish flag during the Olympic games of 2010.
Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Speed Skater who won multiple gold medals at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games, is pleased to announce that her brother, Richard “Dick” Phuque is engaged. Dick Phuque will soon marry American gymnast Nastia Liukin, making her Mrs. Nastia Phuque.
“It will be nice to have a Gymnastic Phuque,” said Ivana when she made the announcement.
The union will make the Phuques one of the most medal awarded families in Olympic history. More may soon be added as Ivana is trying out to be the pole vaulter for the Swedish Women’s Track and Field team in the London Summer Olympics.
Dick and Nastia did not reveal how long it would be before they begin a family and there were any more little Phuques running around. There is also no truth to the rumor that their first daughter would be named after her mother and aunt and be known as Ivana Nastia Phuque.


Throckmorton P. Turdblossom
Jan 16th, 2012
Goldurned, I never thought of standing that way for the national anthem. Don;t give an old man idears!