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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Thursday Edition)

by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 19/01/12 at 5:55 am

"I'll git right to the point about this....Jerry you suck!"

How ’bout them Cowboys!

Jerry Jones  Dallas, Texas

Dear Jerry,

How about ‘em?  They got a quarterback who is the most overrated player in the NFL who likes throwing touchdowns to the other team.  You picked another yes man as a coach.  You finished a mediocre 8-8 this year.  You blew huge leads in several games.  Bad coaching in the last two minutes cost you a couple of games.

You have an average team.  Average means that you are either the worst of the best or the best of the worst; which is it?

Personally, I think that you are the new Al Davis.  Because he couldn’t keep his hands off the team, he did not have long term success for many years (and his only real successes were when he hired coaches who were not yes men, who had strong enough personalities to tell him “no.”).

Jerry Jones built you a great team, but you couldn’t deal with him or his success and fired him.  The ‘boys went downhill.  You finally hired The Tuna (Parcells), but tried to shove Romo and Terrell Owens down his throat, and he quit.  Before he left, however, he built you a solid team (that you let Wade Phillips destroy). 

If you had a better quarterback than Tony Oh No, you’d have won your division and about three or four more games this year.

If you had half a brain, you’d fire the General Manager… oh wait… that’s you!

I think thats “how about” with your Cowboys.

TPT

Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom:  I tried to look outside to observe something to write about, but the porch light is out.  I guess I gotta change the bulb.