by Jalapenoman on 22/01/12 at 7:52 pmWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.
The increases are the largest in the Republican party since the days of President Ronald Reagan. They are not, however, the largest increases of all time (those coming as millions of new Black voters joined the Republican party due to the Presidency of Abraham Lincoln.
In a rare showing of party solidarity, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Mitt Romney all agreed to send the President a Thank You card and plaque congratulating him on his achievement.
Said Romney, “The economic policies of this administration have done more to build support for our party than anything my fellow candidates or I have ever said or done. We thank the President for his unintentional support in building our voting base and contribution levels.”
When told of the achievement, Nancy Pelos said that “equal recognition should be given to me! I’ve been a Washington insider longer than the President, and I’ve done more than my share to bring about our current financial crisis.”