Eric Holder: ‘New Federal Concentration Camps Will Have Color TVs and Limited Internet Access’
by Bargis Tryhol on 31/01/12 at 4:53 pm
The computers are wired so the only internet access is controlled. Available outlets are Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's blog, the Barney Frank show, MSNBC, and at prime time, the Spoof channel from the UK. A special program is installed so controversial stories are automatically redacted from view.
The Justice Department – (SatireWorld.com)
The Obama administrations emphasis on cleaning up its image concerning the new Concentration Camps, or mass detention camps as officials call them, took a turn for the better when Justice Department head Attorney General Eric Holder showed reporters the nicely painted 18 man cells with a brand new 14 inch TVs and a computer terminal for every cell. Holder called it a humane touch for the guests.
The TV can access 5 channels including one with Barack Obama speeches playing 24/7. The other four channels are, NBC Nightly News, MSDNBC with Chris Matthews, British soccer, and knitting/sewing instructional classes. The computers are access restricted to certain pre-approved internet sites.
The 'mass detention facilities' are randomly located across the nation near large urban centers and are purely in place for relocation needs, mass pandemic shelters, and for re-education, claims an official government spokesmen.
Usually located near or on US military posts, the Obama administration promises that they will be safe to report to and will be located very close to train and bus depots.
In order to save tight budget monies and possible liabilities the concentration camps operations will be out-sourced. All ‘guest’ security will be handled by a special arrangement with North Korean soldiers as part of a diplomatic intitiative sparking better cooperation and commercial ties between the two countries.
Captain america
Feb 1st, 2012
….and lest we forget the Human Rights dictate from the European
Council of Ministers the private voting booths with the thoughtfully completed ballots…and did you forget that the ‘guards’ now have the added capacity with card readers on their cell phones to take
campaign donations from detainees waiting for pardons???